I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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