you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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