I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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