What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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