all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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