Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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