Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We are all done wearing pants today
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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