she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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