Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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