But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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