just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Hippo gnu deer
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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