Dual....:-)
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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