Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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