when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We have started to decorate penises.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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