i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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