I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
