I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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