We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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