so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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