Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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