I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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