I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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