So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
