"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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