I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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