idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
he told me I talked like a deaf person
operation have a gay friend backfired
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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