Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
The best revenge is premature balding
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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