question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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