what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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