Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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