oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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