belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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