If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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