I just saw a hot homeless man
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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