what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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