Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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