"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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