You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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