But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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