help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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