Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Randomize