No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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