Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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