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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.

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  Where are you?

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  Strip Club

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i don't really know how much tequila is too much

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.

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  I love foreign exchange students.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left

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• (212): View more from New York

  Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk

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