I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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