U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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