these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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