clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
and she was petting her beer can
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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