We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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