you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
