Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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