And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just invented taco cereal.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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