Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Randomize
