OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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